May 2013
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Had A Great Birthday With My Family. Had Some Good Food & Drinks.
Very Happy That I Enjoyed Myself. ♡
GN . :D
Loveeeeeeeeeeee This Song !
April 2013
12 posts
“Boy you should know that,
Your love is always on my mind,
I’m not gonna...”
Listen
February 2013
12 posts
The Signs at a Wedding
The signs were invited to their friend's wedding recently and decided that they had nothing better to do. The only problem (as if they didn't already have enough problems) is that none of them are in a relationship, this is not going to go down well... RECEPTION TIME!
Pisces: Can someone please have a drink with me? This day has been too depressing...
Sagittarius: Why? WHY AM I GOING TO DIE ALONE!?
Capricorn: Don't be silly, there are more important things to worry about... a career...
Sagittarius: I just don't understand why nobody loves me, like literally NOBODY loves me...
Scorpio: AH PISCES! MY MAN! Pass me that gin and tonic will you, I'm hoping to get freaky with the bridesmaids tonight...
Pisces: You're disgusting but here's your drink anyway... I'm too depressed to care...
Gemini: Ugh, you just don't understand Cancer, commitment is not even in my vocabulary, I just want to have SEX.
Cancer: Your lack of emotional depth is astounding
Aquarius: I know the feeling Gem, what's the point of starting a relationship when you can just start thousands? There's no fun waking up to the same person day after day after day after day...
Taurus: *stuffing their face* I WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!
Aries: Oh look, there's the bride and groom, dancing, how freaking adorable, *whispering* I will kill those bitches in their sleep...
Leo: WHY IS SHE MARRIED AND NOT ME? I AM WAY BETTER LOOKING AND ALL ROUND BETTER!
Virgo: It's not like we're asking for much, just someone to talk to, laugh to, hold close to us and breathe out all our sorrows...
Libra: Please stop depressing me, I'm out to get some tonight!
Cancer: Again, do any of you actually feel emotions?
Capricorn: I feel emotions
*Everyone stares at Capricorn*
Capricorn: I mean, I don't show them, but I still feel them...
*The signs are silent for a moment, the conversation taking quite a different turn*
Aquarius: Whoa dude, I feel exactly the same....
Gemini: Me too, I mean I pretend like I'm ok but really I want something... more....
Scorpio: I don't really want to have sex. I mean, I do, but I want to do other things as well, maybe get married?
Libra: Sometimes the emotion is so much that it just overwhelms me and I just can't take another breath and it feels like I'm falling...
Virgo: Sometimes just the thought of seeing happy couples destroys me, my life is supposed to be perfect, not theirs... although I am happy for them.
Sagittarius: I MOSTLY JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX!
Pisces: Hey, have you guys ever realised that there's twelve of us?
Taurus: *counting* That is correct, your point is?
Pisces: Why don't we just... date each other?
Gemini: Haha that won't work...
Aries: Why not?
Gemini: Dude, none of us are even compatible, it would be next to impossible. Like maybe it could work if we all had certain characteristics and attributes that matched perfectly with another's ones. We could suggest that these patterns in behavior have something to do with the day we were born. We could draw up a chart and figure out how that chart would determine our best match. We could categorize ourselves into separate groups, dependent on certain features that we have in common. But really, if we did all that it would just be a disaster.
*The signs consider Gemini's wise words in contemplative silence*
Scorpio: Pssh, you're right, I hate you all anyway.
Libra: LET'S PARTY
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